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Ultra Cotton Adult Tank Top
Excuse us sir, but do you have a permit for those weapons of mass destruction? If it looks like you’re trying to smuggle cantaloupe melons under your sleeves, then this cool Tank Top was made for you. Don’t worry about being stopped and searched by the police, because you’re covered under your second amendment rights: the right to bear arms! And by arms, we mean monstrous tree trunks that look like they’ve been part of a decade long strength-augmentation experiment. While you wouldn’t need a permit, we would recommend getting them insured.
At Tactical Tees™, we like arms, and in this case actual arms. That’s because human arms can be used as much as a deadly weapon as a 9mm pistol. It does help if they’re imposing and massive. If you have strings coming out of your torso, then you aren’t going to threaten anyone, let alone use them to overpower a would-be attacker. this cool Tank Top is for the real big guns.
