Ultra Cotton Adult Tank Top
This Tank Top is officially the property of an Armed Citizen. We couldn’t get any legal documentation to make it official, but we tried to make it look as cool as we could. Designs like these can tend to get a bit pretentious, but this one isn’t because it’s about gun ownership. There really isn’t anything less pretentious than a gun, especially when you’re staring down the barrel of it. We threw “9mm” on there because these types of designs look more “official” with numbers and establishment dates. We should probably stop sharing industry secrets.
When you buy this very awesome Tank Top, it will officially be designated as the property of an Armed American citizen. That means that seizure of this property by law enforcement or government agencies without warrant is unlawful and unconstitutional. We made that up, but it sounds like it would be true. Everyone is going to want to get their hands on your with this design.