Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
Gun control is a very contentious issue. You probably know all about it because it’s also an issue that’s impossible to avoid. We’re not very politically involved because we’re too busy maintaining our extensive gun collections, but all we know is that lawmakers have a tendency to target the wrong people when it comes to gun restrictions. They want to take our guns away? Sure, we’ll give them up when they get criminals to give up their weapons—which will happen exactly when hell freezes over. It’s just something we had to say, so we put it on a funny T-Shirt.
Yep, the lawmakers won’t be getting our firearms anytime soon. And just in case they decide to pass legislation on it, we’re still not forking them over. They’ll have to take them from—as Charlton Heston once famously said—“my cold, dead hands”. The “cold, dead hands” thing occurring after a shootout with the FBI. You’ll never take us alive, coppers! In the meantime, we still have this gun-advocating T-Shirt that’s really awesome.