Ultra Cotton Adult Tank Top
God can be a powerful ally, but he can’t hit a target from over a mile away with a Barret .50 caliber. Sure, there was all that stuff in the Bible, but that’s all fiction. Until I start seeing God fling lightning bolts at people like the almighty Zeus, color me unimpressed. Our idea of help from above is well-trained marksmen with a power rifle that can reach out and touch anyone. All he needs is a clear line of sight, and you’re good to go. Turn help from above into death from above with this accurate Tank Top.
It would be cool if God was your own personal sniper. We’d imagine him hurling thunderbolts like he’s Gerard Butler in 300. That would be really cool. Unfortunately, that just isn’t the case, so you gotta rely on your buddies to cover your ass in a firefight. With this cool tank top, we’ll always have you covered, and with a sniper, there’s always an angel on your shoulders.