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The only exercise you’ll catch us doing is the kind that involves our 2nd amendment rights. You won’t see us lifting at the gym because we get plenty of exercise firing our Desert Eagles and S&W 500. Those guns are pretty heavy so we consider ourselves powerlifters in our sport. You get a great workout in your wrist, forearms, and shoulders. Lower body? Not so much. But who likes doing legs anyway? As long as we can shoot our guns, we’ll support ourselves on emaciated stumps. We recommend exercising your rights with this T-Shirt.
Our gym is set up with a bunch of sandbags, humanlike targets, and a couple of gun racks. There’s also a machine that launches clay disks for trap shooting. Wait a minute; this isn’t a gym at all! I don’t even know why we said that. I guess we figured that it’s the place that we go to for enjoyment and to exercise our itchy trigger fingers. They tend to bother us if we don’t hit the gym every day. Exercise your 2nd amendment with this T-Shirt.