Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
Pleading the 5th is a good option, but it’s usually not the best option. We’ll tell you what’s better: pleading the 2nd amendment. You should know by now what the 2nd amendment is, and if you don’t: get out. We’re just joking, and if there is any amendment that needs more pleading, it’s the 2nd. Too many guns laws and gun makers out there are trying to bring it down, but the right to bear arms is one of our God-given rights as Americans. Next time you’re at a point of coercion or distress, plead the 2nd with this freedom-powered T-Shirt.
We always plead the 2nd here at ™. It’s not only our favorite amendment, but it’s the only one we know and the only one relevant to us. We’ve heard the phrase “I plead the 5th” used in passing, but we have no idea what that even means. We’re simple, proud Americans that just like our firearms. Cut us a break and buy this highly constitutional T-Shirt.